time sure flies

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

(via topsbearbrick)

evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

(via spaceturbulence)

kenfucky:

Several times a day

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

(via slutgard3n)

Everyone else can fuck off because I only want you. I only wanna be wanted by you.
- (via fawun)

(Source: bettekinney, via lepidoptera-and-insulin)


Me: Tries to name all 12 members of EXO
Me: Realizes I left out 1
Me: Can't remember who the 1 is for my life
Me: Remembers
Me: HOW COULD I FORGET YOU BABY I'M SO SORRY HOW
Me: I'M SUCH A FAILURE IN LIFE
Me: WHY WAS I BORN THIS WAY
deepspooking:

an important graph for everyone to see thank u